thalieeefleax3:

‘nough said

2073:

money can’t buy happiness but it can buy a false sense of security and fruity alcoholic beverages to numb the pain and honestly what’s the difference

sierraseesstars:

nietzscheisdead:

i’ve seen alot of posts on this site making fun of emos, and, i would just like to give my two sense about the whole thing:

1. emos aren’t stupid, they lay some of the biggest eggs of many birds

2. emos ca’nt fly, so it makes them feel bad when you insult them, because again, they can’t fly away to feel better

3. emos have a very large wingspan 

emus i think you’re thinking of emus 

celeryandhummus:

our kids will probably attend a middle school dance where the theme is the 2010’s

they’ll wear leggings with ugg boots and twerk to “call me maybe”

insanity-is-just-fine:

fetus escape the fate

castielofasgard:

fandomsandfeminism:

bestdayeveraugustthird:

musicsoundslovelythanks:

crashwasplayingbadeverything:

swaggaraptor:

chiefkeeffanfiction:

amydentata:

At this rate, Colbert might actually be held accountable in the near future for making transphobic jokes.

Go trigger warn some shit

That’s not transphobic, though. He’s making a point that because the LGBT agenda is “barreling forward at full-speed” that the B and T of LGBT is being left behind. Everyone is focusing on the L and the G that there are people who have no idea what the B and T even stand for. He’s not being transphobic or making a slight meant to make fun of or harm the bi and trans* community. He’s making a point that no one is focusing on them because they’re focusing on the lesbian and gay community.

Mother. Fucking. This.

People really need to realize that EVERYTHING Colbert says while on camera is satire.

Satire: The use of humor, irony, exaggeration, or ridicule to expose and criticize people’s stupidity or vices, particularly in the cotext of a play, novel, fiilm or other works.

He is not making a transphobic joke. He is not honestly saying that bi and trans people do not count/matter/exist. He is making humor in order to shed light on the fact that they are forgotten.

He is doing this to raise fucking awareness that there is more to LGBT than LG. He is raising a big flag that says “Hey, don’t forget about these guys. They count. They matter. Why aren’t you doing anything about them? Why aren’t they discussed?” He is not trying to say “They don’t matter.”

So please stop with the self righteous, self pity, “social justice” comments unless you know what you are talking about.

I do appreciate that Bisexual is matched with bacon. I rather enjoy bacon. 

This is why I love the Colbert Show.

Yeah, drawing attention to bi and trans erasure through satire is not in itself biphobic or transphobic. 

Come on guys. Satire. 

Reblogging solely for the fact that someone actually had to explain what the point of this was.

People need to stop getting so worked up over every little thing, especially if you don’t understand what’s actually being said. This is getting ridiculous.

hannahbeezy:

If I like you and I’m comfortable around you, I’m going to get weird.

howsyourcoffeechadkroeger:

spencersmithscrotchpuppy:

howsyourcoffeechadkroeger:

*puts on beanie* *adjust bangs* *puts on black skinny jeans* *pulls out black eyeliner*

“Its time” 

are you talking about yourself or pete wentz

good question 

squidwurd:

i got an email from google saying my ads were disabled because i violated their policy by having “adult or mature content” on my blog and this was the picture they said was the violation