April 2011
I've been trying to figure out why I'm so tired. ....
And then I remembered I only slept 3 hours last night. And I’m used to about 10…
Apr 1st
A house cat spends 70% of its time sleeping.
Remind me why I’m not a cat.
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Anonymous asked: Food is definitely another common thing to mooch. I still do that. Someone else's pantry seems to be better than your own.

I am gonna crash right about now, it's midnight where I live. I'll definitely talk to you soon, I liked chatting. Have a good night!
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Listenasians-in-nikes: Where’d You Go - Fort Minor
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When someone unfollows you.
Expectations: Reality:
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Anonymous asked: Actually, I don't know why anyone would choose creeping over porn because people probably don't do many interesting things near a window. It's like "Oh, now she's reading" and then 45 mins. later, "Oh, hey, now she's drinking coffee." And I really don't know why anyone would be so stupid to fuck in front of a window...that's weird.
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Anonymous asked: Correcto. Half of the time, those losers are looking to jack off or some crap, and I'm just left thinking, there are ways to get off without being pathetic and getting arrested...

That's definitely the worst part! Those screens need to be bigger or something so everyone can enjoy the movie. I actually had one of those in my car as a kid, but it never really worked right...
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my-last-resort asked: Shelbyyyyy stop correcting me. it's annoying.
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Anonymous asked: I'm definitely not the kind of guy who could last in jail...and being a Peeping Tom is really revolting and sad. Watching people is just...freaky. The only thing I like to spy on is cars with kids who are so fricking lucky and have a DVD player or something in there - I always try to figure out what they're watching.
Apr 1st
REBLOG if your icon is actually you.
denniswestower:
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Anonymous asked: It's just more exciting being secretive =D

I would probably creep myself out if I tried to describe what you're wearing as well...especially because I would be amazed if I could correctly name your articles of clothing lol.
Apr 1st
My birthday is a month from tomorrow. . .
I think someone should get me Max Green. 
Apr 1st
Anonymous asked: Well, I follow you, but I can't reveal my identity, I'm too secretive XP
Hopefully I don't creep you out...?
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Anonymous asked: You may have a point there - but I couldn't have come up with that lovely dirty message with her in mind..
Apr 1st
i hate shelby sometimes
alyak-nosnworb: she got me hooked on bvb which i’m happy for. i love them. now she got me to love etf. it’s great. if you asked me a year ago or six months ago if i would ever lie this bands i would laugh and say no, and now because of her playing their music so much i love them, but seeing bvb live makes me happy for the first band. i’m still deciding if should be pissed at her for etf though....
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I have some really good music on my iPod.
I should listen to it more often, instead of putting one song on repeat for a week…
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Anonymous asked: But it is true though - the girl's picture you posted a while back, she looks all dolled up to "perfection", but you see that too much nowadays. It's as if too many girls are going for the exact same look, this certain "perfection". It is honestly freshing to see girls who don't try to imitate another person or conform. Those girls who don't imitate are...
Apr 1st
When I say I'm ugly.
dawnnnn: I’m serious. At times, don’t get me wrong, I think I’m a bit decent looking. But overall, I think I’m so unattractive. I’m not fishing for compliments. There are so many stunning girls, I can’t even compare. Whatever they do, whether it’s making silly faces,anything, they’re still pretty while doing it. Fuck. I wish I was more appealing. Honestly.
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"Ashley Purdy is disgusting."
denniswestower: Yes, because sex is disgusting. If you have sex you’re going to hell. *Sarcasm*
Apr 1st
Seeing a guy with a lot of muscles
illbeyourdirtyfuckingsecret: Other girls: Me: Seeing a guy with a lot of tattoos Other girls: me:
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Internet people.
Facebook is for popular people. MySpace is for musical people. Twitter is for famous people. Bebo is for pedos. Tumblr is for special people.
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Ok, so someone just said to me "Andy Sixx isn't a...
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my-last-resort asked: no you're not. and shut up. my mom didn't even care that i though i dislocated my foot, and she told me to stop being dramatic and that i probably broke my toe. then walked out of my room saying "take Advil not taking you to the doctors to much money" like thanks mom so much.
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I really want to see DRUGS again.
They’re just fantastic live. Such a wonderful band…I hope they last.
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Anonymous asked: You look better than the girl who you just posted a picture of. No joke. You look great just the way you are.
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When someone on Tumblr says something really sweet...
And you’re like, “Why don’t I know you in real life?!”
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REBLOG THIS IF YOU LIKE BLACK VEIL BRIDES I'LL...
denniswestower: hell yeah bitch i’m dennis westower
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The Definition of Beauty
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Anonymous asked: so did i technically win then?
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Anonymous asked: Haha, okay, I may totally fail at this but here we go...

You're lying on the bed, twisting the straps of your bra in between your fingers - all you have on is your bra and panties. I just finished my shower, so I enter the bedroom with only a towel. As I glance at you, you slowly bite your lip and your thighs softly glide into each other. I walk to the foot of the bed, my hand...
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Anonymous asked: can i give a shot at the dirty message thing? XD
Apr 1st
 alyak-nosnworb replied to your post: Why is Escape the Fate so amazing? you should send me their stuff I will send you every song they’ve ever recorded… And every song they will record in the future. 
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Why is Escape the Fate so amazing?
I’m not trying to sound like a fan girl …But seriously they’re all attractive, talented, hilarious…They’re perfect.
Apr 1st
got the weirdest text from my brother
alyak-nosnworb: brother “hey where were you. you weren’t in chimestry. i wanted to talk. see at lunhc babe.” me “jared umm this isn’t Rano. umm so yeah, awkward.” brother “oh sorry. hey you know what happened to my rocket. me and nathen want to use it this weekend” me “no. i didn’t even know you owned a rocket.” brother “okay see you when i get home.” a rocket well thats awesome. i guess my...
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