February 2012
I’m trying to decide whether or not I should skip first period and just stay at Starbucks to finish my coffee….
I WANT TO GO TO BIERSACKLAND
pjxel:
To give that recipe an extra kick, try substituting cocaine for flour
Alex: Give it up for-
Crowd screams
Alex: Wait! Let me finish! I could have said Hitler and make all of you look like assholes
screamingslave:
It seems like Max Green randomly disappeared off the face of the earth. Where the hell is he & what is he doing?
africans:
everyone i follow is a girl until i find out they’re a boy
ablackveilbridesblog:
In today’s world, a man wearing makeup dressed all in black singing “Hear my voice, remind you not to bleed, I’m here” is a satanist, while a woman wearing almost nothing and saying “you a stupid hoe” over and over again is a role model.
Ask me ↓ do it and i'll give you cookies ♡ ᒓᴥᒔ
○ = Your name.
☺= One phobia.
♬ = Favorite song.
§ = How do you feel?
☁ = Tumblr crush.
♠ = First person to follow you on tumblr.
♧ = Hot or cold.
☆ = Favorite food.
☮= Your inspiration.
☼ = I love your URL name.
☻= Are you happy right now?
Þ = Favorite film.
♣ = Lucky number.
ϟ = The song you are listening to right now is...
✖ = Make me choose:
Band: ________ or ___________?
Singer: ________ or ___________?
Saga: ________ or ___________?
Book: ________ or ___________?
▼ = Another question:
______________________
I don't want to go to History next period
I’m not very fond of listening to someone preach their morals to ignorant teenagers as if they were facts.
People who are happy Max isn't in ETF anymore...
tash4kp:
You’re dumb.
me: i'll do it in five minutes
me: shit, it's been an hour already?
me: i'll do it in five minutes
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I really enjoy criticizing people’s ideas.
I’ve never realized before.
That probably isn’t a good thing.
In the end
“In the end we’re all Jerry Springer Show guests, really, we just haven’t been on the show.” - Marilyn Manson
manchesterorgasm:
be nice to your kids or else they’ll talk shit about you on the internet
cashier: will that be cash or credit
lady gaga: i'll take credit thanks
lady gaga: i'll take credit for EVERYTHING
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Things that make a good song better...
Acoustic versions.
Or
Dubstep remixes.
if my mom's still asleep: Shh don't make noise she's asleep
if my dad's still asleep: Shh don't make noise he's asleep
if I'm still asleep: I need to vacuum for 3 hours
People who pour their milk before the cereal
damnthatswhatshesaid:
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